No longer a tourist.

I have ridden a bicycle and the streetcars and the buses and the trains in Bavaria, Saxony, and Brandenburg, and I have done my laundry and gone to a German league soccer game and argued in German with officious German railroad employees and got a German haircut. So I consider myself no longer to be a tourist. I am staying in the very heart of Berlin now, so I completely empathize with what President Kennedy meant when he uttered the famous assertion, "I am a jelly doughnut."